I think Beyonce left out a huge part of what it feels like being a boy.
HUGE PART!! *TskTsk*
Seesh! Read on and you'll know exactly what I'm talking about.
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I don't like the feeling of waking up today.
just painful.
Went to college and it just didn't feel alright.
Went home to get some rest,
only to find out lying down brings so much discomfort.
Can't sit, can't stand, can't lie down, can't walk.
I hate this feeling.
Oh dear Lord, my body is falling apart.
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Dear male friends of mine,
Be happy and stay content.
Or I'll zap you and turn you to a girl!